Aquarium Fish Jokes

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Aquarium fish jokes. Mommy can I go swimming. Laughter comes in waves with these funny fish jokes. Have you seen the new fish burger from McDonalds.

Surgeon Sturgeon. Sent by - Beti from Poland. The fish had a girlfriend but then he lobster.

Any word with the sound reef in it can be used as a pun. What happened to the fish flake. Why are gold fish orange.

Stop Carping on. What do fish use for money. Who held the baby octopus to ransome.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air. Finland What did the pirate fish make the prisoner fish do. Gone diving and fish hunting.

Jokes sent by readers. It was tetrared to death. Stop spreading those Fish-ious rumors.

Whats the lowest level piece on the sea. Welcome to the Think Fish jokes page we apologise for the poor quality of these jokes if you think you can do better Email us your best fishy jokes A fish swam into a wall and said Dam Why did the plaice go to the doctor. Youre giving me a Haddock.

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I dont believe in war Im a paci-fish-t. Its called the McKerel. We should Dolphin-itely scale back on the fish puns.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano. The photo wasnt to scale. If you like your jokes a little drier weve got jokes from every corner of the animal kingdom.

Johnny comes in to the kitchen with soaking wet hair. How did the guppies get to the hospital. A fish tank.

In the shadow of the cat. What is yellow and dangerous. You look so shad.

Dog Jokes Donkey Jokes Duck Jokes Elephant Jokes Fish Jokes. The water makes them rusty. 2 fish are in a tank one says to the other one Ill drive you can shoot the guns What is the best way to communicate with a fish.

Cod this be any punnier. What a koi joke. That fish is so classy its like hes so-fish-ticated.

A man without a shoal is just like shoes without a shoal. This is too tight. Im a bit shell shocked.

I would make him walk the plankton. See more ideas about fishing jokes jokes fish. Im still small you wait until next days and ill grow bigger.

Fish have not drank all the water yet. That scientist is Gill-iant. Johnny responds-I was giving my fish a.

-Johnny why is your hair so wet. PlacePlaiceYour plaice or mine. Or pluck out a random joke from the Beano Joke Generator.

Bird Jokes Cat Jokes Chicken Cross-the-Road Jokes Cow Jokes Dinosaur Jokes. What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings. Words starting with re can be turned into fish puns.

Youll charge me of killing. Paci-fish-ts dont believe in the notion of man o war. Apr 23 2018 - Explore American Aquariums board Fish Jokes followed by 2322 people on Pinterest.

Did you see how large the fish was. - Because he was feeling a bit flat. Shark Week - No Swimming.

- Johnny would you change the water in the aquarium. You will become a sturgeon once you start making fish puns. The sole keeps humanity alive in a human.

He floundered while making fish puns at first. How do the fish get to school. It was a blow fish.

Thank Cod youre here. You cant tuna piano. This is too deep stop peeing fish.

Little boy to mother. This blog has a future so much porpoise. The seas too rough theres a terrible rip tide and a dangerous offshore current and Ive heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks.

More Jokes Continue Below. What happened when the fish went on stage. No your face is just so big.

ScaleI think we should scaleback or these puns are off the scale. What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air.

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